**parental advisory warning**

this post contains some explicit psychological references that might be offensive to some. please be advised that children, the elderly, pregnant women and people with weak hearts should not ride this ride. *grin*

having spent the semester learning all bout the myriad of emotional and genetic disorders that you can inflict on your children, i thought this was pretty funny.


(full credit to lori for this one)




Christmas Carols for Us Psychologically Challenged Ones

1. schizophrenia---- do you hear what i hear?

2. multiple personailty disorder--- we 3 queens disoriented are

3. amnesia---- i don't know if i'll be home for Christmas

4. narcissistic--- hark the herald angels sing about me

5. manic--- deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and......

6. paranoid--- santa claus is coming to get me

7. borderline personality disorder--- thoughts of roasting on an open fire

8. full personailty disorder--- you better watch out, i'm gonna cry, i'm gonna pout, maybe i'll tell you why

9. obsessive compulsive disorder--- jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells.....

10. agoraphobia--- i heard the bells on Christmas day, but wouldn't leave my house

11. senile dementia (this is sooooooo wrong)--- walking in a winter wonderland miles from my house in my slippers and robe

12. oppositional defiant disorder--- i saw mommy kissing santa claus so i burned down the house

and last but certainly not least......

13. social anxiety disorder--- have yourself a merry little Christmas while i sit here and hyperventilate

Thursday, December 14, 2006