i was walking to my car in the umc parking lot the other day and as i got to my noticed that patty's car was parked next to mine. i knew it was patty's because she had a starbucks coffee cup in her cup holder in the front seat with her name clearly written on it. i started thinking about how that might be unsafe - you know, stranger danger and all that. so, i'm gonna start using a pseudo-starbucks-name whenever i order from there. i was thinking "amber" but lori says that sounds like a porn star (i didn't ask how she has that bit of information). i certianly don't want to be confused with a porn star (and in my scrubs, that's a real possibility). so, what about carol or martha or barbara?
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i laughed so hard i started coughing again....and i thought i was through with that cold!! i refuse to answer on the grounds that i may implicate myself. of course, for my porn name, i would choose Butch Cassidy!! ;-)
Martha? Carol? Barbara? are you married to a republican politician? Amber - LMAO - how 'bout Mocha? or Latte?
dena... i think your starbuck's name should be something exotic... like Godiva.... mmmmm chocolate!!
Two words: Brady and Bush. Which family do YOU want to belong to?
ok, ok! so maybe my choices of names aren't the bestest. i'm stuck between marrying a republican and becoming a porn star. hmmmm ...
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