hi. this is nelly. i saw that dena was writing this computer thingy and i needed to set the record straight about some things. for one, that trip they took to las vegas ... yeah ... they left me home. home! alone! well, sitty eve came to see me a little. if she hadn't come i would have starved! but she didn't even stay through my afternoon nap. my humans really don't think about what i need. i mean, it's almost 900 degrees and they refuse (!) to turn on the cold air. do i look like someone happy to be in the heat? can you send PETA to investigate my humans? maybe that will scare them into giving me the respect i so obviously deserve. until that time, i will continue to jump on dena’s head while she’s asleep every chance i get, and knock her burt’s bees under the bed so she has to crawl around on the floor in the morning when she’s in her nice clothes. especially if the clothes are black!
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wow nelly!!!! how did she type all of that without fingers?? it must have taken her forever..... dena, how did she get your password? wierd...... sheesh
What a cutie!!! I wish my cats could type!!!
it's remarkable how well they learn if you take the time to teach. she even started her own blog.
I can't believe how well planned her "attacks" on dena (and only on dena. kali's pretty lucky. or in an evil covenant w/ the cat!) are. her photo should be posted w/ the other evil animals... evil herbivore. evil carnivore. eddie would be impressed.
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