Jeff wrote this about a patient yesterday:
"Pt very concerned that staff @ UMC were going to force him to have a rectal tube. Pt did get in touch with ex-spouse who also did not want a rectal tube."
(I swear, I can't make this stuff up.)
Would you like a rectal tube? They're handing them out for reduced price today at UMC.
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are they reduced because of the overstock????
what can you do with a rectal tube, anyway?? have a slurpy?
with a rectal tube, you un-drink a slurpy. or anything else for that matter.
reduced price because no one wants one. i can't imagine why ...
I would think that a person's EX-spouse is the only one who _would_ want you to have a rectal tube.
LOL. i would think that ex-spouse might even VOLUNTEER to insert said rectal tube.
...ouch...
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